An update on my boyfriend - I need to bite my Daddy

I'm so angry at my Daddy! He's been shutting the door so I can't get into the office to see my boyfriend! He keeps saying something about how he doesn't want me to get hurt because my boyfriend Mark is 'soldering', but all I know is I really miss him and my Daddy's being really mean and keeping me from my first love!

I mean, look at me! All I can do is lie around the house and daydream about Mark, and how much I miss flirting with him and how nice it feels when he pets me.

Grooming=Another thing to bite!

I saw there was a question in one of my comments about my beautiful bushy tail and if I let my mom brush it for me. I'm just a typical kitten, I hate baths and I don't like anything that has to do with grooming. However, my Mom usually ignores me and tries to clean and brush me anyway. I'll show you what happens when she does that:

What's this? Are you trying to brush me? You must be kidding!

I'm going to wrestle that stupid brush out of your hand!

So it's come to this--get brushed or bite, and I'm choosing the biting!!

Snuggles!

When I'm not busy biting everything in sight, I like to sleep. I think the best place for sleeping is usually snuggled up with someone else!

Usually I love laying right on my Mom's neck while she sleeps, but this morning I felt more comfortable under her arm.

My sister always finds the best spot in the sun, so naturally I have to be right next to her.

She's so soft and squishy!

Check out my crush!!

This is Mark, my first boyfriend! Every time he walks in and I see him for the first time, I get so excited that I have to start meowing and flirting with him. Isn't he cute? I think he's great. My Dad says I'm not old enough to have a boyfriend, that I have to wait until I'm a year old, but I just can't hold in how I feel about him. He makes me so happy I don't even want to bite things when he's around!!

I think I have my first boyfriend!

My Daddy has hired a guy to do some work around the office, and I think I've got a crush on him!! Yesterday I tried to step all over his lap, and today I actually couldn't help myself and flirted shamelessly with him by meowing and rolling around on the table until my Dad had the nerve to throw me out of the office! I hope I'll get to see him tomorrow, I think he's really cute!

And one more thing...my parents make fun of me because I have a certain way I like to lie down and they think it looks funny. My Mom says that cats aren't supposed to have back legs that flexible, but I think it's comfy. What do you think?