An update on my boyfriend - I need to bite my Daddy
I'm so angry at my Daddy! He's been shutting the door so I can't get into the office to see my boyfriend! He keeps saying something about how he doesn't want me to get hurt because my boyfriend Mark is 'soldering', but all I know is I really miss him and my Daddy's being really mean and keeping me from my first love!
I mean, look at me! All I can do is lie around the house and daydream about Mark, and how much I miss flirting with him and how nice it feels when he pets me.
I mean, look at me! All I can do is lie around the house and daydream about Mark, and how much I miss flirting with him and how nice it feels when he pets me.
posted by Jojo | 12:33 AM
4 Comments:
That Bastard! What if you paw at the door? Oh! Oh! My B-Dawg can show you how a door opens.
I hope you get back to your boyfriend soon.
You need to get daddy out of the picture. Can you lock him in the bathroom or somethin'?
Quick - sneak into the office and give Mark a kiss while Dad is busy elsewhere. Then he'll know you still care.
I can't believe that you are being kept away from your boyfriend! Scratch that door down!
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